Two Truths And Not A Lie
I’ve lived in 9 different states
I have two elderly dogs
My wedding was featured on local and national news, and appeared in People magazine
Likes
Writing
Brainstorming
Hockey
Reading
Movies
Big ideas
Dislikes
Bad briefs
Bees
Pickles / Olives
Naysayers
People not picking up after their pets
In a nutshell
During a copywriting career that’s spanned many years, multiple cities, and various well-known brands, I’ve gotten the chance to apply my craft towards developing witty headlines, clever social posts, entertaining scripts, full-blown campaigns, and establishing brand voice and tone. I work well with others, take pride in meeting deadlines, and am proudly housebroken. I’m always looking for ways to inject fun, humor, or rhymes into everything I do, and I’m always looking for new ways to expand my writing abilities. Outside of work, I enjoy reading, cooking, cheering on my Pittsburgh Penguins, hanging with my wife and dogs, and finding inspiration in — new or classic — horror and comedy movies.
Contact
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